Boy did I choose the wrong day to go to Planned Parenthood. The place was surrounded by people holding signs with, whadya know, pictures of aborted fetuses. Feti? All I could think was "Ya know, that kind of looks like the lasagna I had for dinner last night!" actually, the lasagna leftovers I'm eating right now too at work.
So guess what? There's a carbon monoxide leak in my house! Yeah, totally awesome, right?! NOT. It's actually not that bad. The guy from the energy company (who discovered this leak when checking our furnace, which is broken to boot) said that we humans should be fine, but it's the "mow-mow" (his words) that we should worry about. Poor scubes. No wonder she's been acting so crazy. And no wonder Pomquisha has a tumor twice the size of her head. The energy guy also said that us not using the heat is probably what saved us. Now that's what I call a blessing in mother fucking disguise.
Tha's about all for now, I just wanted to tell you about the aborted feti and the carbon monozide leak. Don't you miss Bellingham?!
Oh yeah one more thing - last night I saw 30 Days of Night (oh my GOD scary) with Walker Andrew and Nick. We smoked a joint before hand then smoked cigs by the creek by my house just to be sketchy and then had a really long conversation about late-video-rental-fees on the way to Sunset Square. A day in the life, man, a day in the life.